#fret ninjago

[pedroninjavermiliongreen87]

LEGO Ninjago Cross Kingdoms Adventures New Yorksokyo: Pedro's new friends (1/2)

Drech

Zasha

Fret

[general-yasur]

I think Lloyds secret guilty pleasure that he keeps from the ninja is reading cheesy romance novels. There’s something about those stories where the only problems/qualms characters have to worry about is their love for another that Lloyd finds amusing

Lloyd: [ This is so silly, why are you so worried over how he thinks of you….oh my god he looked at you…hold hands now or I will throw this book]

​there’s so much violence and chaos in his life that he just consumes media that is the complete opposite

[glitcheslikeslego]

idk what to title this that isn't the name i'd give this if i do make it a full fanfic but here's a small oneshot/intro thing to my new ninjago oc :3

tw/cw: pregnancy, giving birth

Harumi remembers her baby sister's birth as clear as day. 

She was young and new to the royal court of Ninjago, with the memories of the Great Devourer fresh in her mind. Because of this, she anxiously watched as her new father, the Emperor, paced outside of his shared bedroom with her new mother, the Empress. 

She refused to call them her new parents. 

She could barely make out the screams of the Empress and the words of encouragement from the midwives as she gave birth to her sister, whom she was lucky to name. 

At first, she was apprehensive about it. Names hold meaning, as her old teachers once said. Harumi meant “clear and beautiful spring”, which she was anything but. 

But Mayumi means ”truth and reason”, a name fitting for a girl she believed would become a beacon of truth for all of Ninjago. 

She was so caught up in her thoughts of her soon-to-be sister that she just barely missed the Emperor rushing into the master bedroom of the palace. 

She sat for another short while, this time she was alone, letting her worries run rampant. What if something bad happens again? What if she gets taken away from me like my parents?

Harumi shook her head, ridding herself of her thoughts. There was no way she could think like that, not now! Not while everything’s so close to becoming perfect for her. 

“Harumi?” She looked up, seeing the Emperor peering at her from inside the room. He beckoned her over. “Come on, don’t be shy to meet your sister.”

She felt her heart leap as she quickly yet quietly made her way over to the inside. Her hands played with the fabric of her fancy kimono as she watch the midwives care for her sister and her mother. 

“Ah, Princess, hello.” The midwife caring for the Empress bowed out of courtesy and respect, and the Empress smiled tiredly, Harumi could spot the dark circles under her eyes. 

“Harumi.” She said in a raspy voice, happy and relieved to see her. Harumi felt her throat tighten ever so slightly at the sight. 

She was about to respond, say something to her or hold her outstretched hand, when the baby, her sister, began crying. 

All the attention was brought to the midwives as they all fretted over her as they finished cleaning her up and swaddling her. 

Wrapped in emerald green cloth, Mayumi was returned to her mother gently. The empress was shown how to hold her properly, and when Mayumi was placed in her arms, she couldn’t help but smile as tears began running down her cheeks. 

The Emperor couldn’t have been more proud, looking at his wife and newest daughter with his own tears pricking the corners of his eyes. 

Harumi watched in silent awe at Mayumi’s crying, scrunched up face slowly began softening as she relaxed, feeling comforted by her mother. Her cheeks flushed bright red as she sniffled in her sleep. 

Carefully, she held a hand out, as if asking for permission. The Empress nodded at her, and now with the go ahead, Harumi gently placed a hand on the baby, patting where her stomach would be under all the cloth. In reaction, the baby let out a tiny sneeze. 

The royals chuckled at the cute sight, while Harumi only had one thing in mind. 

She wasn’t going to let any ninja hurt her baby sister, ever.

[oldwritingm]

hi!! could i get a kai x reader oneshot where the reader has bad health anxiety / hypochondria and is worrying about their health more than usual, so kai decides to calm them down or something??? tysm if you decide to do this

Of course my darling! I really hope this was okay ^^”

(Potential TW for portrayal of behaviors related to health anxiety! Proceed with caution sweet doves!)

Word count: 895

Ninjago - Kai With an s/o Who’s Health-Anxious

You were bouncing your leg anxiously the whole way home, practically flying out of the car the second it came to a stop. You speedwalked inside, leaving Kai further and further behind you.

You fumbled with your keys, hissing curses to yourself as you struggled to open the door. Another symptom? You fretted, feeling even more overwhelmed than you already were.

You hurried to the bathroom, not bothering to close the door behind you as you flicked on the light and yanked off your shirt.

You examined your skin carefully, scrutinizing every inch like your life depended on it. And, for all you knew, your life actually did depend on it.

You pinched and pulled, trying to get a good view of the spots you couldn’t see very well. Your breathing was labored and quick while you obsessed over your reflection, and you were so focused that you didn’t hear Kai walking through the front door.

Nor did you hear him call: “Y/n? Are you okay?”

You weren’t finding anything on your skin, but this was more frustrating than comforting. You were convinced that something was wrong; you just needed evidence, which was irritatingly hiding from you.

Kai was leaning on the bathroom doorframe now. “Y/n, what are you doing?”

You spared him a glance that didn’t even last a full second. “Can you check my back?”

“For what?” Kai seemed worried, and was already approaching to take a look.

“Anything! A rash, a sore—anything!”

Kai was looking at your face through the mirror. He was clearly more worried about your mood than your skin. You tried to glare, but your face was frozen in a panicked expression. “Would you just look?”

“Your back is fine,” he assured you, resting a hand on your shoulder.

You shook your head, tears pricking your eyes while you checked your underarms for the tenth time.

Kai knew what was going on. He’d been watching you all night, and he’d seen the subtler signs. This, however, was as blatant as it got. “Hey, look at me for a second.”

When you didn’t obey right away, Kai came between you and the mirror, held your head in his hands, and forced you to meet his gaze.

“Now take a deep breath.”

You nodded, trying to slow your breathing. You focused on the brownness of his eyes; you always loved that color. And in the warm light of the bathroom’s overhead lamp, they were glowing that fiery amber that never failed to enrapture you.

“You’re okay. You’re healthy. You’re not going to get sick.”

He repeated his reassurances a couple times while you came back down to a normal breathing rate. You were just nodding, losing yourself in his soft voice and enchanting eyes. You let the words reach you, really reach you, and you were finally believing him as you brought your hands to hold his wrists.

He smiled suddenly, moving his hands from the sides of your head to your shoulders. He turned you away from the mirror and guided you out of the bathroom, bringing you away from the obvious instigator of your already horrible anxiety.

“Do you want to watch a movie?” He suggested, eager to get your mind off of your worries.

“Yes.”

“Do you want me to watch with you?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay. I’m gonna go get you some clean pajamas; why don’t you get something queued up?”

You shook your head, grabbing one of his hands and squeezing it. You didn’t want to be alone with your thoughts—not tonight, not anymore. “Can I just go with you?”

Kai nodded. “Of course.”

He let go of your hand to open your wardrobe, looking at you to make sure it was okay first. You hesitated, but finally let his hand go, getting a small nod that seemed to say: “thanks; don’t worry, I’ll be quick.”

“What are we thinking tonight: actual pajamas or one of those old t-shirts of yours?”

While he spoke he pulled out a few options for you to see. You pointed to the one that looked comfiest, taking it into your hands and pulling it over your head. You took off your shoes and pants, too, replacing them with pajama bottoms and slippers.

Kai watched you carefully, which was oddly comforting. It was good to know that someone was looking out for you, someone was paying attention to make sure you were safe.

Kai then changed out of his clothes and into comfier ones, making a point to match colors with you just so he could say: “Look, we’re twinning.”

That made you giggle. You let him take your hand and lead you out to the living room, where you wrapped yourself tightly in one of the blankets folded in a pile beside the couch.

“What should we watch…?” Kai wondered aloud, already browsing.

You saw your favorite movie, and you opened your mouth to suggest it, but Kai had already chosen it and it was starting up. You went to give him a grateful look, and he winked at you. “Hey, what can I say? I know my Y/n.”

You smiled, resting your head on his shoulder. Right now, everything was okay. Right now, you were safe with Kai. As long as he was there, you knew you’d be fine. And, luckily for you, he would always be there.

Thank you so much for your request! And thanks for reading, take care duckies <33

(Also, quick note: this applies to all my works, but please let me know if there’s anything I need to fix/anything that’s incorrect! I never want to hurt you guys!)

(divider by saradika)

[textsfromninjagoblog]

🫖 Wu’s Teas: An Update 🫖

Hello, yes I’m still alive!

If you’ve been a long time follower, you’ll know that back in 2017 I started a custom tea line over on Adagio to bring Ninjago fun from the screen to your cup. The collection is called “Ninjago: A Collection From Steeper Wisdom By Brittney D” if you want to search it up. 😉

Well, I accidentally left it be for a while and…

…welp, that happened.

But no need to fret, I’m on the case!

For “Ninja Never Quit” and “Sharp Witted Sensei”, the pomegranate black tea used has been discontinued, so it’ll be replaced with a pomegranate green tea. Thankfully, it shouldn’t effect the taste too much.

For Kai and Jay’s blends, the ginger tea used has been discontinued and replaced with a double ginger blend.

For “Sweet-Toothed Troublemaker”, the sprinkle inclusion is currently out of stock. If you’re waiting for the restock, the site has an option to add you email to a notification list.

These blends should come back online over the week, so stay tuned and thank you for your patience!

[skyward-floored]

Hey, just wanted to say I think you’re a cool person and I really like the little writing you do. They’re very cool and, even though I’ve only read like 2 (curse my small attention span ravaged by yt shorts and also adhd), they make me feel fuzzy (well, the ones that are fuzzy anyways) and emotions. Basically, you write amazingly. Hope this doesn’t come off as robotic, I’m not good at expressing appreciation through words but I’d totally make you a pizza as like a kudos.

If you don’t mind me asking also, do you have any tips or advice on how to start writing? I’ve been meaning to try but my brain and doubts (and lack of action and starting) keep me back, and you write cool stuff so I figured why not ask? Hope this isn’t annoying (if it is, feel free to ignore this latter thing) and may you have cookies in the future :)

Hey thank you! Don’t worry it didn’t come off as robotic at all, thanks for the kind words (and pizza kudos XD)!

I can try and give you some tips? I don’t know if they’ll be very useful, especially since it’s been a bit since I started writing, but I’ll try? Since you said one of your problems was doubts, I’ll start there since I definitely have experience with that XD

Basically... you’re always gonna have doubts as a writer. Maybe some writers don’t, but I think everyone I know who writes does. I nearly had a panic attack when I posted my first ever fic (a tiny little ninjago oneshot lol), and the only reason I didn’t totally freak out and delete it was because a friend told me it was really nice and she encouraged me. That was over four years ago, and while I’m past the panic attack stage, I still worry and fret about my writing and if anyone will like them... etcetera.

I guess what I’m trying to say is you can’t let doubt stop you. There are always going to be those voices telling your writing sucks, and that it isn’t worth it. And you gotta ignore them. Writing is a skill like any other, and at first, you probably are gonna suck, but you can’t let that stop you—you have to try and keep going, and build that skill.

But that wasn’t much about actual writing XD If you really want to start writing, start by thinking about what you want to write. I’m sure you’ve got an idea of some sort in mind— and even if it’s silly or weird or overdone or seems too hard to write, start there. See what happens.

If you’re having trouble starting, I’d suggest skipping straight to the cool parts of the scene you want to write. Don’t worry about having the perfect starting point, just jump right in to the middle of that emotional injury or dramatic escape. The rest can come later... or not! That’s the beauty of fanfic!

I myself try and write just a little every day. Even if it’s only one sentence, try and add just a little to it. I don’t have adhd so I can’t really help you much in that regard, but if distractions are the problem, try and get rid of them before you start writing.

Put your phone in a different room so you can’t get at it, go off where your family hopefully won’t bother you (this is a big one for me lol), just try to limit your distractions as best you can.

I think that’s all I got XD that was mostly a lot of talk, but hopefully some of it was helpful! Good luck!

[crackedpumpkin]

Hiiii, I'm a friend of Coleseyebrows and she mentioned you so I wanted to check you out! Would it be possible to do a Platonic Cole x reader, like lil baby reader gets adopted off the streets kinda thing (kinda cringe of me ngl)? He's just such a father figure it sounded like a cute idea!

a/n: Hello lovely! I adore this ask of yours, and it's my first ever platonic! reader fluffy oneshot thing so tbh it was a challenge to write it;;; It's been a while since I was a baby, so it was lowkey difficult to remember what it was like as...well, a baby :)

However, I really do hope you enjoy it, and feel free to request more if you'd like in the future!!

|| ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʟ ᴛɪᴇꜱ || ᴅᴀᴅ! ᴄᴏʟᴇ ʙʀᴏᴏᴋᴇꜱᴛᴏɴᴇ x ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ||

“Yeah, but if you do a double kickflip, you’ll get past the level with no worry!” 

Jay frowns, nodding doubtfully as Cole explains the secret to beating the last level of the newly released game they’ve been recently obsessed with. 

“Oh yeah, Kai asked for some noodles from Chen’s,” Cole recalls, turning down the street and walking past an alleyway. He’s about to continue talking about the game, only to pause, a peculiar sound attracting his attention.

He takes a step back, Jay watching in confusion. The earth ninja walks down the alleyway to a barely covered box. Surely he’s just hearing things. There’s no way-

A baby’s gurgle echoes throughout the alleyway, both the ninja freezing at the sound. He and Jay exchange worried glances, reaching down and opening the cardboard box. 

That’s when he first meets you, a newborn baby swaddled in a tattered blanket with warm, e/c eyes staring up into his. His heart instantly melts at the sight, a soft smile spreading across his lips. 

“Cole, we should probably report this to the police,” Jay says, concern laced into his words as he looks around for any sign of the baby’s parents.

“I don’t know, Jay. I mean, a baby? In an alleyway? In a box?” 

“Abandonment 101…” Jay breathes out in disbelief, brows furrowing as he tries to decide what to do next. 

“We can’t exactly just leave them here either,” Cole reasons, picking you up as you giggle happily at his body's warmth to your shivering self. He uses his fingers to tickle your nose, awwing when your small button nose wrinkles into a sneeze.

“Well…There’s always the city’s orphanage….” Jay suggests hesitantly, Cole shrugging in agreement. They make their way there, Cole already doting on you and showering you with tickles and cooing noises that you eagerly respond to.

Jay watches you warily, unsure of how to react when you stare up at him with pure curiosity shining in your eyes. His hesitance disappears, however, as soon as you smile at him, and he lets out a small “aww.”

They soon reached the orphanage but got turned away by the staff there, as all their resources were already used up, and they couldn’t afford to take care of another child. 

“Awww, she’s such a cute baby!” Whispers surround Cole as he walks down the street with you in his arms. His chest is puffed up slightly in pride as you giggle with a small burp, Jay watching with a raised brow.

“You do know we can’t keep her, right?” 

“But the orphanage is full, and Dareth can’t even be trusted to take care of a dog.” Cole points out, rocking you gently. The swaying motion lulls you to sleep, and your eyelids slowly close. He wipes away a tiny sliver of drool that trails down your cheek, chuckling softly.

“But we’re ninjas! We can barely take care of Ninjago, much less a baby!” Jay frets.

“I’m not liking the negativity you’re bringing to this conversation; it’s affecting lil’ Rose here.” Cole huffs, holding you close. 

“Rose?? You can’t name them. It means you’re already attached! We can’t get attached; we’re not old enough to have a baby!” Jay’s hysterical panic draws attention, and the passersby send the ninja odd looks.

Cole shushes him, more worried about waking the baby in his arms. “I’m sure Master Wu can help. He took us in after all.”

“Yeah, when we weren’t babies!”

“It’ll be fine. Besides, I think we’d be great parents.” 

— — — — — — — — 

“Hey, you got my noodles!” Kai jumps off the couch, approaching the two ninjas that flinch. Cole takes a step back. 

“Why’re you two acting so weird?” Kai laughs, reaching out to the swaddle of blankets. However, before he can touch them, Jay swats his hand away with a glare.

“Watch it!” Cole hisses, turning to reveal you sleeping soundly in his arms.

Kai’s jaw drops, eyes filled with astonishment as the smile leaves his lips. 

“That’s not my noodles.”

“Where’s Master Wu?” Cole asks, only for Kai to be interrupted by Nya’s excited gasp. She enters the room with Zane, the both of them walking over.

“Is that a baby??” She squeals quietly, gesturing for Cole to hand you over. He does so reluctantly, eyeing how Nya cradles you in her arms.

“Cole, I thought you went out to buy food, so why have you returned with another lifeform?” Zane asks.

“Long story short, they’ll be staying with us for a while since the orphanage is full,” Jay explains. 

“Is that a baby??”

Kai groans. “Yes, Lloyd, catch up to the conversation already.” 

The green ninja rolls his eyes at Kai’s smirk, walking to where Nya holds you. You’re still asleep, despite all the noise and commotion caused by your presence. He coos, brushing his fingers against your cheek. 

This stirs you, and you wake up to see unfamiliar faces staring down at you. This makes your nose scrunch, and your eyes start to water as fear seizes control. You begin to cry, wailing at the sudden change of surroundings from earlier.

“What do we do??” 

“I read that babies like to be teased, or maybe she’s hungry!” Zane suggests, hands over his ears as he winces.

“Uh, here, baby! Have a potato chip!” Kai grabs an open container of spicy chips, holding one up to you. You accidentally inhale the flavoured dusting, the spice stinging your eyes as you wail louder.

“Babies can’t have that!” Jay smacks the potato chip out of Kai’s hands, the latter glaring at him, offended by the action.

“Cole, hold her!” Nya hands you over to him, and he desperately tries to soothe you by gently rocking you. 

“Shh, you’re safe now, little Rose.” He murmurs, and the familiar scent makes you blink, recognizing him as the one who picked you up. You like his warmth, your cries slowing to a stop as you sniffle with teary eyes.

The ninja all breathe sighs of relief, only to freeze as the door is slammed open by none other than Master Wu.

“What is going on here??”

— — — — ��� — — — 

“Goodnight, Rose.” Cole watches your eyes close, drifting off to sleep after your tiring day. 

After that day three years ago, Master Wu allowed the ninja to adopt you. It wasn’t official, but he warned his students that caring for a literal child would be their greatest challenge yet.

So far, it was proving true. You start to cry, having woken up from an uncomfortable sensation on your back. Tonight was his turn for night duty with you, the others sleeping soundly in their comfortable beds.

Cole begins to hum absentmindedly, hand gently rocking your crib as your loud cries echo across the Destiny's Bounty. 

It's a while before he realizes your cries have stopped, and he glances down at you. Surprise fills his eyes when he hears your happy coos, relieved you have calmed down.

He looks down at you, smiling softly when he sees your wide, innocent eyes that stare up back at him with intrigue. “Want me to tell you a bedtime story?” 

From the way you tilt your head, it seems that the answer is yes.

“Once upon a time, there lived the First Spinjitsu Master….” He recites the tale Master Wu told them many times, loving how your eyes seem to light up as he speaks. He continues talking, only stopping when he sees your eyelids flutter shut.

“Rest well, Rose.” He whispers, continuing to gently rock the crib.

Sure, it’s hard taking care of a baby. But moments like these? They made it worth it.

— — — — — — — — 

“Not like that, sweetheart. Make sure you hold it upright.” Cole chuckles when you accidentally let go of the wooden ladle, and it bumps against your forehead with a soft bonk. You blink a couple times, eyes wide before they start to fill with tears.

“Uh oh.” Cole senses the incoming tears, picking you up and placing you on the tabletop. He grabs the first aid kit from the side of the fridge, opens it and puts a band-aid over the sore spot. “It’s okay, sweetheart. You’ll never get hurt as long as I’m around.”

“Thanks, dad,” You say, rubbing the spot where the spoon had landed harshly. 

You manage a grin, lighting up when you see Aunt Nya walking into the kitchen. She notices you immediately, worry filling her face when she sees the first aid kit on the counter. 

“Cole!” She scolds, gently massaging the area around the band-aid. She summons some water, holding a bubble of it on the spot where it instantly provides relief. “Do you feel better, sweetie?” She asks sympathetically, eyeing your adoptive dad with a slight glare.

He huffs, crossing his arms. “We were just baking cake, they asked!” He protests. 

“It’s true, Auntie Nya. I wanted to do it for your birthday this week.” You glance up at her with a slight pout, and she melts at your expression. 

“You didn’t have to do that, sweetie, but I’d love to try your baking!” You brighten up, smiling widely. After getting a glass of milk, she leaves the kitchen, pressing a quick and affectionate kiss against your forehead.

It’s been 10 years since you were adopted by the ninja, all of them becoming family, with Cole as your primary caretaker. The day you addressed him as ‘Papa’ for the first time brought tears to his eyes, and he was teased about it relentlessly for weeks until you called the rest of the ninjas ‘Papa’ as well. 

Everyone was brought close to tears except for Wu. According to Uncle Kai, you had giggled and called him ‘Granpa.’ 

Grandpa Wu accepted the name without further question.

You hop off the counter, giving your dad a hug. His strong arms pull you close, ruffling your hair as you giggle with a wrinkle of your nose, shoving him off you. “Don’t!!” You laugh, “Uncle Zane braided it for me today.”

“What, you don’t like my artistic hairstyles?” He jokes, and you shudder at the memory of him getting your hair tangled into a giant knot that took hours of detangling. He gives you a noogie as you move away, shifting to start washing the dishes.

“I’m glad you’re our kid.” He murmurs, and your eyes curve into crescents as you smile back sweetly.

“And I’m happy you’re my dad.”

[galaxybooper00]

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[knwatchesmonkiekid]

S1E1 Bad Weather review

by urs truely <333

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHH XDDDDDDDDD

THIS EP WAS HILAROUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Okay... okayyy i see why so many ppl love this show!! It's soo funny XDDD

Alrighttt time for review time babyyyyy

sspoliers down below for S1E1 btw

first of... whoever thought of 10 min eps... THANK YOUUU SO MUCHHH!!! I honestly am so glad that this show has short eps bc its a lot more easier to watch short vids thank longer ones (especially bc i should be doing hw rn loll)

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second... MK being invincible and Mei just being so peppy is HILAROUS!!! XDD their relationship is soo funny I cant with those two XDDD

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Alsoo the pig dude (Pigsy?? Piggy?) is slowly becoming my fav character loll!! He's such a dad!!! And him fretting over his two kids is hilarious XDDD

i feel so sorry for him XXD

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and ummm can we just take some time to appreciate the fact that.... WHATT!?!?!? THEY CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER!?!?!??! DUDE THATS EPIC!??!!!!!!!

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also... bull demon dude is seriously stupid imo

his son failed him like 2 times already... and he's willing to give that fire-haired dude another chance?? well ig 3rd time is the charm... but still... if it was me being the villain i would most def ask the wind lady to get rid of MK

once again i'll let this one slide and put it under #kidshowsdonthavelogic category

also from my prev post i was wondering how old red son is... looks like i was right... he is a couple hundred years old

anywyaas back2the show

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also this dude-- mr. tang right?-- is giving me some S1Wu vibes from ninjago, lol this dude is like always eating while in S1 of ninjago Sensei Wu was always drinking tea XD

lol

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aalso also alsoooo MK is absolutely hilarious lol like every scene u pause you get a funny pic of him XDDD

He's such a ridiculous character and I'm loving him XDDD

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last but not leastttt MONKEY KINGGG

this dude is soo laidback and he's absolutely hilarious I love him so far!!!

Just LOOK at this monkey!!

loll

anywwyas i most prob wont be making huge posts like this from now on... takes wayyy to much time loll

but ill try to make posts as i go lol

anywyas for those of yall who havent watched lmk GO WATCH IT RNNN!! ITS A-MEOW-ZING!!!!

anywyas byyeeeeeeeee

<333

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[ninja-confession-go]

i hope you have a very nice day!! ik this isnt ninjago related but i always see how weird people can be on this blog and i bet that the ones that dont even get posted r 100 times worse so lik. yea i just wanted 2 giv u something else!!

do not fret, i am having wonderful time /gen. im thankful for your concern and i love-love and greatly appreciate everyone who checks up on me x) i hope yall remember to take breaks from reading this blog if it stresses you out

[adhdvsautismbracket]

ADHD vs Autism Bracket: Summary (Round 1)

Round 1 has officially come to a close, with some outcomes that really surprised me!!

Despite sweeping so many polls before mine, Kris and Susie fucking DIED? Right off the bat. But maybe that just goes to show how iconic Phineas and Ferb are, there is truly nothing neurotypical going on in that show.

Another surprise to me was the Ink!Sans and Error!Sans VS Cuphead and Mugman matchup. Although the former received 20+ nominations and Cuphead less than 10, this ratio flipped the other way when it came to the actual polling!

Many of my personal blorbos have fallen in battle </3 Aja and Krel barely stood a chance, but having them has been a pleasure. I am once again recommending 3Below! I was also surprised by the number of polls in Side B that nearly got 50/50, but all the winning duos managed to scrape by even if it was just by 2-3%

Going forward, Side A and Side B polls will go live at the same time. Round 2 will probably begin on Friday (to give myself time to update the graphics) and will be posted around the same time of day as Round 1.

Under the cut is the updated bracket and the duos that will be going head-to-head in Round 2. The pinned post will also be updated with this information:

Side A

Matchup 1: BTW Creature & TBH Creature (The Internet) VS Wylan van Eck & Jesper Fahey (Six of Crows)

Matchup 2: Keith Kogane & Lance McClain (Voltron: Legendary Defender) VS Gomez Addams & Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

Matchup 3: Aaron Mitchell & Katie Mitchell (The Mitchells vs. the Machines) VS Dewey Duck & Huey Duck (Ducktales)

Matchup 4: Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) VS Jay Walker & Zane (Lego Ninjago)

Matchup 5: Luz Noceda & Hunter Noceda (The Owl House) VS Kyan Reki & Hasegawa Langa (SK8 The Infinity)

Matchup 6: Phineas Flynn & Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb) VS Luca Paguro & Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

Matchup 7: Tommy Coolatta & Benrey (Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) VS Zuko & Sokka (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Matchup 8: Ty Blackthorn & Kit Herondale (The Dark Artifices) VS Reigen Arataka & Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo (Mob Psycho 100)

Side B

Matchup 1: Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase (Heroes of Olympus) VS Mondo Owada & Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa)

Matchup 2: Michelangelo Hamato & Donatello Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Sonic the Hedgehog & Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Matchup 3: Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS Sunny & Kel (Omori)

Matchup 4: Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Denji & Asa Mitaka (Chainsaw Man)

Matchup 5: Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir (Community) VS Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak (South Park)

Matchup 6: Brett Hand & Raegan Ridley (Inside Job) VS Usui Nagi & Furesawa "Fret" Tosai (The World Ends With You)

Matchup 7: Sans & Papyrus (Undertale) VS Spock & James T. Kirk (Star Trek)

Matchup 8: Zim & Gir (Invader Zim) VS Cuphead & Mugman (Cuphead)

With some of these matchups, Round 2 promises to be even fiercer than Round 1!! I hope everyone will continue to have fun and enjoy the voting process.

[foundfamilyhq]

Brief Submissions Open!

OKAY so with 64 blorbos left on the form, we've officially reached the point where every fandom in the queue already has an active poll. So, I've decided to open submissions again for a short time. I'm not sure how long for, since this is the first time they've been open since the blog began and this is mostly to test the waters. It might only be for an hour or so this time, so don't wait around to submit those blorbos

If you have a blorbo in the queue that's not been posted: don't fret! They will be posted. I'd just rather stick to the "one poll per fandom a week" rule I set to not overload with any single fandom

With that in mind, these are the fandoms that currently have a backlog of blorbos to be posted (you can still submit blorbos from these fandoms, but it'll take longer for them to be posted):

LEGO franchise (Monkie Kid and Ninjago)

Chicago PD/Med/Fire/etc.

Transformers: Rescue Bots

Sonic the Hedgehog

Wild Kratts

Legend of Zelda

Spider-Man (Spiderverse movies)

a3! act! addict! actors!

Kingdom Hearts

The Adventure Zone

Kirby

Portal

Avatar: The Last Airbender (but literally only one character, Zuko, so this one won't have you waiting that long)

Various Marvel/MCU

Our Flag Means Death

Warrior Cats

Gargoyles

Inanimate Insanity

Pokemon

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Warcraft

[apothvesko]

HELLO 🔥 thank you for the TAG

3 Characters I Like

uhh.

Descole……

Desmond Sycamore…..

Hershel Bronev….

OKAY BUT FR uhm Descole, Harumi (ninjago), Mahito (JJK)

3 ships i like

I have SO not been like proper into shipping recently but I Like greenflower (lloyd x brad)(you have fran to thank for that reading marigold changed my life) I like sakuatsu too even if i havent been into haikyuu for like three years now

3 Facts about ME

I ALWAYS make up ridiculous white lies. Like its just a habit now. Do not fret because its never realistic things but apparently my tone is really convincing and people keep believing me for some reason. Its probably why i was good at debating

I actually used to be part of the schools debate team but then i dropped out because this one girl in the year above me scared me. This was in Year 8 the girl has ling left but im still scared to gi back

I actually really like school. Like i dint think ive ever hated it and i think it’s baffling how people dont like it. Like yeah i dont like some subjects but iverall its a positive?

TAGS !!! I dont know if i have any mutuals on this accounts. Hrm its only been like two months 😭 OH.

@mysterysnail my aroace layton counterpart….

@falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand most frequent in my notes lrize still goes to you 🔥

tag game hehehe

tagged by the le epic @lilyg415

3 characters i like

it's hard to pick only 3 but i'd have to go with

Denji (chainsaw man)

Goro Majima (Yakuza series)

Nick Valentine (Fallout 4)

3 ships i like

I'm not too big on shipping these days so I had to really think about this one LMAO

Majima/Kiryu (i dont even take this one seriously i just think its funny loll)

Arno/Elise (SOMETHING ABOUT THEM COME ON)

Napoleon Bonaparte/ Tsar Alexander I (I HAVE A VISION AND I AM A BELIEVER)

3 facts

I'm a really boring person so you guys probably already knew all of these sorrrryyy

I adore videogames and have been playing them my whole life, especially the Assassins Creed and Yakuza series. Additionally, I love to finish games 100% and go for the platinum trophy!!

I've loved language learning since i was a young teen, I've taught myself Russian and i'm currently trying to learn Spanish because I think it is beautiful

Back when I was in school, history was the only subject I enjoyed and the only one I cared to pursue. These days it is just a hobby, as I didn't care to take it to the university level, I'm just chill and love to learn about the past without any pressure anymore, thank god for that hahaha

THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO'S READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END!! I LOVE YOU ALL! TAGGING MY FAV SKIBIDI SIGMAS @phelon147 AND @burtn-rice TO PARTICIPATE (but please remember that you guys do not have to!!!!)

[generalskales]

Gosh I missed digital art

[champmorado]

guess who wrote something for the first time in a while? this dude!!

link to this oneshot on ao3 will be added in a reblog

fic title: Chillains AU Oneshots

oneshot title: the ninjago equivalent of groucho glasses

category: gen

warnings: no archive warnings apply

characters in this oneshot: unagami, krux, and harumi

Unagami walks into Krux’s room, locking the door behind him.

“What is it, Unagami?” Krux asks him while reading a book.

“I broke some of Harumi’s things.”

Krux lowers his book and looks at Unagami with a raised eyebrow.

“... A lot of Harumi’s things,” he says, fidgeting with his fingers. “Do you think you could help me?”

“Well, with my current lack of powers, there’s nothing much I can do to help you. You’ll have to fight Harumi by yourself.”

Unagami looks up at Krux, surprised. “Wait, fight? But I view her as a sister, why would I fight her?”

“So? I’ve broken Acronix’s arm before as payback for him breaking my nose. Giving each other injuries is a rite of passage for sibli-”

The loud stomping of boots followed by angry pounding on the door interrupts their conversation. “UNAGAMI! I know you’re in there!” Harumi shouts.

Unagami quickly does thousands of computations in his head. Suddenly, it hits him. “I know what I have to do.”

Harumi breaks down the door, marching towards the two.

“You! How did you manage to snap all of my dolls in half?! They’re made of vinyl!” she cries, fretting over a broken Theta Oni fashion doll.

Unagami, who now has a big white beard, looks around in confusion.

“Who’s this ‘Unagami’ you speak of?” Unagami asks, stroking his beard as if in thought.

Harumi’s eye twitches. She clenches her fists and takes a deep breath through gritted teeth. She then turns to Krux and yells. “Krux. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!”

Krux puts his book down, now wearing round glasses and a rather long mustache.

“Ah, so sorry, you have just missed Krux.”

[ninjaslegos]

Cousins of Storms

Where Jay goes to visit his biological cousin after the events of season 6.

Well, he certainly wasn’t expecting this. Not only was he adopted, his biological father was the Cliff Gordon, and he had an entire extension of family he didn’t know about.

So, logically, after the events with Nadakhan, he went to visit his aunt and uncle.

“Where are you off to, Zaptrap?” Cole asked, not looking up from his video games.

“Oh, uh,” he wasn’t sure how he was going to explain to the others that he was adopted, his parents are dead, and he’s now off to see the rest of his biological family. “Just...out, I guess. Nothing in particular.”

“Huh, really? Usually you’re up to something...do you have a secret girlfriend I don’t know about?” He teased.

“What? Never!” He cried out. He knew his heart belonged to Nya. “I’m visiting family.” It was technically true.

“Tell Ed and Edna I said hi, then.” Cole waved him off before going back to his games.

Hopefully Jay wouldn’t run into anymore problems. Having memorized the address already, he summoned his elemental dragon and made his way there with ease. The house was pretty far away, at the far edge of Ninjago in an isolated village. The closer he got, the more nervous he became. Would his aunt and uncle even like him? Would they be proud of him for being a ninja? What if they-

By the time his mind stopped racing, he saw he was already at the doorstep to their house. It was a pale shade of blue, and nicely sized. Various blue flowers sprouted from the front yard; so they liked the color blue, that was good. “You can do this, Jay, they like blue and blue is you.” He held his breath as he rang the doorbell. A few seconds later, a middle aged woman came and answered the door. “Uh, hi there, ma’am! My name is Jay Walk - I mean - Jay Gordon. My father was Cliff Gordon, do you happen to-”

“Jay?” She spoke with affection, “is it really you, my dear?” She began to tear up, “it’s been so incredibly long, we all thought you were dead! Please, please come in!” She shuffled to the side to let him in.

Well, this was going better than he thought, but what did she mean by ‘we’?

“Honey, come down, we have a visitor I think you’d like to see!” She called upstairs, then she turned to him, “go have a seat in the living room, I’ll go ready some snacks and juice, you must be starving.”

“Oh, no, you don’t really have to...” he trailed off. He went and sat in a chair, as told, and looked around. There were a couple toys and books scattered around the area, and he wondered who they belonged to. There were baby photos on the wall, but it was hard to tell who they were of. If a kid lived here, it sure was quiet. Were they...he’d better not bring it up.

A man who looked a lot like Cliff showed up at the bottom of the stairs, and looked him up and down. “Who’s this?”

“Jay!” His aunt exclaimed, coming out with a pitcher of juice, cups, cheese, and crackers all on a tray. “It’s our nephew.” She beamed.

“Well I’ll be!” His uncle’s eyes widened in surprise and disbelief. “The Jay Gordon! Look at you, all grown up. We all thought you were dead.”

“Scott!” His aunt snapped at him, “you don’t say something like that to your nephew!”

“Oh, uh, it’s fine!” Jay assured them, “I know this thing is kind of sudden.”

“Don’t worry yourself at all, dear! Your uncle just doesn’t know his manners.” She pours some juice and hands it to Jay, who thanks her and starts to sip at it. “When Cliff, your father, decided he couldn’t raise you on his own, we offered to take care of you, but somewhere along the way, he lost you! It was quite the tragedy, and we all thought you were gone. What a miracle it is to have you with us, now!”

“Funny story, actually, I was adopted by this really nice couple, Ed and Edna Walker. They’ve been taking care of me this whole time.” He explained with a grin.

“Oh dear, how thoughtless of me!” His aunt began to fret, “we’ve been calling you Gordon all this time, would you prefer Walker?”

“Walker is okay, but it’s fine if you call me Gordon.” Jay could really use a break. Sure he talked a lot, but he hardly knew his aunt and she was already acting like she’d known him all his life.

As if the Cloud Kingdom heard him, he heard a tiny voice from the top of the stairs, “mama, are the people gone? I’m hungry.”

So they did have a kid, and they were still alive... He had a cousin?!

“Come downstairs, (Y/N), come meet your cousin!” Your mother urged.

It was quiet for a bit, but then he could hear tiny footsteps coming down, until a little face peeked out from behind the banister. You were so cute! His own little cousin! You shyly stared at him, not saying a thing.

“Hi there! I’m Jay.” He smiled at you. This appeared to be the wrong thing to do as you squeaked and ran back upstairs.

“Oh, don’t mind them. They’re incredibly shy at first, but once you get to know them, they become a little chatterbox! You see, (Y/N) doesn’t have very many friends, so it would be nice if you could visit them sometimes.” His aunt told him.

Jay grinned, “of course! I’d be happy to.” He spent the rest of his time talking with his extended family, about himself, his work as a ninja, and a little about you. He learned that you were obsessed with the color blue, knew everything there was to know about dolphins, and even chewed stuff a lot when you were little.

He ended coming over once or twice a week when he had the day off, and soon after a month, you actually opened up to him. You were from avoiding him, to getting things from the living room while he was in it, to playing with your toys and reading out in the open. You hadn’t spoken a word to him until today. “Jay!” You peeped, waving to him from the kitchen.

He was surprised to hear you speak to him finally, but brushed it off for the sake of not wanting you to feel weird for talking. “What’s up, (Y/N)?”

“Look what mama got me!” You showed him a necklace with blue rubber balls around it. “She did it so I could stop chewing on my clothes.” You explained, talking to him as if you’d been friends since forever. You put the pieces in your mouth to show him.

"It looks really nice." He complimented. He didn't hear a thing from you for the rest of the day, but he didn't mind, at least he made some progress.

That's all he got for his next three visits, a little greeting and an update on what was happening in your life, until today when you were in the kitchen. "Jay!" You squealed, running up to him for a hug.

"My, isn't that a surprise!" His aunt giggled from the living room, reading the newspaper, "usually little (Y/N) hates hugging, and being touched in general. It looks like they really like you!"

He was surprised to hear of this. You were warming up to him! A lot, it seems! "Well, what's got you excited?" He followed you into the kitchen and you pointed to the oven.

"Mama and I made cookies. You can have some, and even bring some to your ninja team, too!" You started to chew on your necklace a bit, looking out to see your mother. "I want to show you something, it's a secret." You whispered, then started to run up the stairs.

"Hey, uhm, am I allowed to go upstairs?" He quickly asked his aunt, not wanting to overstep his boundaries.

"Of course! Just don't break anything, okay?"

He agreed, then followed you upstairs to your bedroom, where you locked the door after and had him sit on your bed. Your room was coated in the color blue, and you had several pictures of dolphins drawn and hung up on your wall, and little dolphin figures and toys scattered on the floor. Other things you had were neatly stacked on shelves or put in drawers. "You have to promise not to tell mama and papa about this, okay?" He nodded, and you sighed, breathing in and out once before you closed your eyes and focused on something.

A breeze flew by his face, and he looked around to see if your window was open, but it wasn't. Next thing he knew, the toy dolphins were floating around, jumping and swimming around as if they were real animals in an ocean of air. He awed at it for a moment, before turning to you. "So, wait, you have elemental powers? Of wind?" He sure hoped Morro wasn't related to you in any way, because then there was a chance he just helped kill off his great uncle, or something, for a second time. That would be an awkward conversation.

You nodded, "but you can't tell anyone! My parents would freak out, the kids at school would make fun of me even more, and-!"

"Hey, hey, it's okay." Jay assured you before you could rile yourself into a panic. You were already starting to chew on your necklace again, "I promised I wouldn't tell, right? And a promise is a promise. Plus, I have a secret for you." He winked. "Do you think you can make the air go in a really fast circle, right there?" He pointed to the ceiling, and you nodded, pointing with your fingers and waving your arms in circles. "Watch this," he used his index finger to zap the air, and the blue lightning spun around, containing itself and making a bright light in your room.

You squealed in delight, and used your element to move the lightning and shift it into different shapes. "Look, a cat! Now a tree! Now a dolphin!"

He spent four hours in your room with you, playing with your element and mixing it with his, and generally having fun with his beloved cousin. His aunt eventually called the two of you down for dinner, and boy were the two of you statically charged. You kept kicking each other under the table and zapping each other, giggling like children. Which was appropriate for you, but him, not so much. Nobody here judged him, though.

"Mama, can Jay sleepover today?" You asked.

"I don't know, you'll have to ask him." She answered, going to the living room to watch television.

Jay worried about if his team would mind, but he figured they might not even notice. He was going out without them more and more often. But at the same time, it wasn't like he could keep you secret from them forever. "Yeah, I can spend the night. I'll have to go early in the morning, though. I don't have anything packed."

He went back up to your room, where you played with your powers a little more before delving into the topic of dolphins. It wasn't exactly surprising to know that you knew nearly everything there was to know about dolphins, but it was still something, since most kids your age didn't know this much. This went on until you started to explain to him color theory and why blue was your favorite. "I like it mostly though because it makes me calm down. I can look at it and it makes me go to sleep at night."

"There's this girl I like, her name is Nya, and she also likes the color blue. I think she'd like you a lot. She also has water powers, so I bet she can talk to dolphins for you."

"Really?" You awed.

"Yeah!" Obviously it would take you a bit to become comfortable enough to talk to her, but he believed you could do it eventually.

Soon enough, the two of you had to go to bed, and Jay slept on the couch. When he woke up, he was surprised to see you all curled up on his chest, hugging your dolphin stuffed animal. Man, you loved those things. At least he knew what to get for your birthday in three months.

After a breakfast of blueberry pancakes and orange juice, he said his goodbyes to his little cousin and flew off on his dragon. When he got home, it was already after noon, and he was ready for some lunch.

"Where have you been?" Cole asked with a teasing grin. The other ninja were gathered around the living room, also curious about where he was.

"Yeah, you were gone all night." Nya added.

He shrugged, might as well rip the metaphorical band aid off. "I just had a sleepover at my cousin's house. No biggie."

"You have a cousin?!" Came the astonished shouts of his teammates. Boy, was this going to take a lot of explaining.